Jokes to Make Your Kids Smile

These are some of my favourite jokes that made my kids laugh. We held a contest to find the best jokes. The response was overwhelming, and we were able to have a lot of laughs! We are grateful to everyone who contributed a joke to our Facebook wall. Please leave your favourite joke in the comments below. I will continue adding jokes to my list.

FUNNY JOKES – FOR KIDS

Are there any jokes that your children have not heard? You can leave your favourite joke in the comments section of the Kids Activities Blog. Don’t forget to read the comments! There are many more funny jokes for kids here!

ANIMAL JOKES – KIDS

1 – Have you ever seen an elephant hide in a jar full of jelly beans ?…..? They can hide quite well. – Pamela

2 – Why is a Tyrannosaurus not able to clap? It’s extinct – Share

3 – What do elephants in a telephone booth call? Stuck – Jodie

4 – What would you call a blind dinosaur, anyway? A Doyouthinkhesawus. Brenda

5 – A dinosaur that doesn’t take a bath is what you would call it. Stink-Saurus. Stacey

6 – Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Tina

7 – Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Who is a cow? Cow who?

8 – Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?Boy: I smelled a brose.

Girl: Silly! Roses don’t have a “b”.

Boy: It was in that one! Brenda

9 – Knock knock. Who’s there?

Interrupting cow

Interr…

MOO!!

(This is a hard joke to put into words. The person interrupts by saying MOO! Hope you get it. It’s my kids’ favourite thing to shout at someone who is about to interrupt a cow! They laugh!!

They then start making other noises and animals that they can imagine! Keri

10 – Q. What do cows eat for breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amber

11 – What is a deer without eyes?-No-eye deer (no idea). – Kim

12 – What caused the school’s fastest cat to be suspended? Because he was a Cheetah (cheater). – Candice

13 – What is the proper name for a cow who just had a baby with another cow? De-calf-inated. Brenda

14 – Knock knock. . . who’s there? Who. Who is it? Is there an owl here? – Jenna

15 – What is a piece of toast to wear to bed? His pa-JAMs – Laken

16 – What is the proper name for cows laying down milk? Ground beef. Brenda

17 – I had planned to cook an alligator but realized I didn’t have a croc pan. -Lisa

18 – Q. What’s a Koka-Koala’s favourite beverage? A: A Koka-Koala, or a Pina Koala! -Zahra

19 – What is the name of a chicken that counts its eggs? A mathemaCHICKEN – Tammy

20 – Q. What photos can you find on a turtle’s phone? A: SHELLfies! -Charlotte

22 – Why did the dino cross a road? There were no chickens alive! – Betty

23 – Where do cows go for fun? The Moooo-vies! Jen

24 – Which side of a turkey has more feathers? The OUTSIDE! -Natalie